This guy online just said to me, "lets hit fourth base some time ill give u a home run".... omg, soo lame.

bahahahahahaha!!!

Did you just fart coz you blew me away?!!

how low can you go, man? hahahaha


OMG!!!! did a guy say that to you, iman?

girl u must be tired coz uve been running thorugh my mind alll day

lol nd then ive had some really rude ones but i wont say em lol

OMG.... that's funny, jess!! lol tell me the rude ones throuh pm hahahahaha

LOLOL ok oh and this one ''I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you tonight?''

I've had a lot of bad ones that don't meet the PG-13 rating here...lol

lol

'You remind me of a broom, you sweep me off my feet'
pfft!! lameeeeeee!!

' I know you want me.come on admit it! ' LOL

And what followa Irene's line..."Yeah I want you alright...to leave me the f*ck alone!"

one guy once said to me that laaaaame pick up line "ive lost my number...can i have yours?" and to that i said "youve also lost your mind...piss off"

and someone said to me "your so sweet youd put hersheys outta business"



thats like the lamest thing i have ever heard

LOLOL youve lost your mind LOL

another classic of western sydney in the 70's

' I have a panel van '

i remember you telling me that one something dirty goes on in them right? yes it does

LOL yes and it definatly wasnt a lecture how to remain a virgin LOL .

The one really used to annoy me that so many yobs used to use in my day was 'wanna go halves in a baby?' they thought it was so clever I guess. sigh

"do you believe in love at first sight, or shall i walk past again?"

soo lame

omg *CHEESINESS ALERT!!*

that is soooooooooooooooo cheesey i feel like screaming

i got this today...

"If you were a new sandwich at Mcdonalds, you'd be called the McGorgeous" hahahaha

lmfao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

wtf???????

thats so lame honeslty..if anyone said that to me i would seriously give them the beat down lol

HAHAHAHA beat down

i didnt reply back to him... what a knob, seriously.

If I could change the alphabet I'd put U and I together

ewwww vomit lol

i get the same one everytime:

"wow ur a really good dancer!"

and thats it

hahahahhaa

its the same one everytime. I dont think guys have a great imagination. But almost directly after they tell me that, they try and kiss me Lol!!!

ewww lol that makes me feel ill..this stuff is so cheesey lol

ive heard one similar cept its

"wow your a really good dancer...can only imagine what youd be like in bed"

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww *vomit* honeslty i think if a man uses any of these hes not worth dating..lol